![]() Educating you on the subtleties of blow-drying your pubic hair in front of people may take years. Why? Is it too complicated? Listen, I’ve just spent all this time teaching you not to shave in a restaurant. Can we do gym changing room etiquette next? No, I’m sorry, we cannot. Smoothing your eyebrows good, plucking your eyebrows bad. Applying moisturiser good, clipping your nails bad. So that’s the public grooming rule: don’t leave a mess? Now you’re getting it. Why can’t men shave, then? Oh, I don’t know, maybe it’s because applying lipstick doesn’t shoot microscopic hair clippings all over an area where people have to eat? As etiquette bible the Emily Post Institute states: “It’s OK to quickly apply lipstick at the table if you’re with close friends or relatives in a non-business situation”, but it’s definitely not recommended outside this context. Why are women allowed to do their makeup at a table, but men can’t shave? Well, strictly speaking, they aren’t. A man called Nick Weiss filmed it happening on Sunday in the Delta One lounge at JFK airport. Bar panel tentatively found Trump’s former lawyer Rudy Giuliani likely committed an ethics violation in trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election in Pennsylvania. But for spraying thousands of bits of your own hair all over the table and floor? Yes, yes it absolutely does. Rudy Giuliani did, by shaving himself in an airport restaurant. But can we really say that an airport restaurant counts as a normal restaurant? For relaxed, leisurely dining? No. ![]() Perhaps there weren’t any suitable facilities nearby? According to Weiss, the shaving happened a few steps away from a “really nice” bathroom. A judge questioned lawyers for Fox News, Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell about a series of election-fraud claims at the center of a 2.7 billion defamation lawsuit filed against them by voting. Yes, a successful man who once made a speech with hair dye streaming down his head, and is reportedly a fairly prolific public farter. ![]() Do you really want your personal grooming icon to be Rudy Giuliani? Is this sort of thing allowed now? That depends. The former New York City mayor was shaving himself at the table? Yes, shortly after eating a lobster bisque, followed by a plate of brownies. A man called Nick Weiss filmed it happening on Sunday in the Delta One lounge at JFK airport. Rudy Giuliani did, by shaving himself in an airport restaurant. Why on earth would you put an image like that into my mind? I didn’t. Appearance: Rudy Giuliani shaving himself in an airport restaurant.
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